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Lera Gercman quotes

Lera Gercman An outlook for some people is a circle with a zero radius. They call it a point of view.

Robert Haden quotes

Robert Haden Paolo Coelio is writing his books using the status of disappointed fifteen year old school girls.

Alex Foxter quotes

Alex Foxter A basket-ball player's son, due to objective reasons, was usually whipped on the back, not on the bottom.

Robert Haden quotes

Robert Haden If a Tom cat had a piece of emery fixed to its paw it would be able not only to wash itself but to shave itself as well.

Gordon Ester quotes

Gordon Ester In Somalia actors are pelted with tomatoes as a sign of gratitude.

Robert Haden quotes

Robert Haden Bruce Willis walks about the house only along the ventilation shaft.

Steve Jobs quotes

Steve Jobs To turn really interesting ideas and fledgling technologies into a company that can continue to innovate for years, it requires a lot of disciplines.

Gordon Ester quotes

Gordon Ester During Militia Day from eight to ten telegraph poles are detained for drunkenness.

Steve Jobs quotes

Steve Jobs Unfortunately, people are not rebelling against Microsoft. They don't know any better.

Lera Gercman quotes

Lera Gercman An old woman, trying to have a snack in a sushi-bar, knitted two sweaters.

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